rush

umad amirite?
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Since when is "trying" to troll cool?

Since now nigga.

I understand, you just wanna be like me. I can't deny how fucking awesome I am, so it's natural for you to want to emulate my awesomeness. Unfortunately for you, though, you will never come close to being 1/9000th as great and bad-ass as me.

I also understand that it appears that I'm being "an ass", or "mean" to people on the forum. This could not be further from the truth! I'm simply telling them what they are. They should understand that since I am the greatest human being to grace this planet, that they should just realize that whatever I say is the utmost truth and they should accept it with love.

Naturally, most peons can't accept that fact. So I just laugh and shit on them when they cannot come to realize that no matter what they say or do, I am always right and they are always wrong. This obviously makes it appear that I am a "troll", which is a laughable thing to call me. Me, being the greatest person of all time, cannot simply be classified with only one word. And I find it laughable when people try to retort to me, as if anything they could say holds any ground against the best of the best (ME).

Q.E.D.

Why do your jokes have to be so long?

Knock knock.

^See? Short and sweet.

Downplaying wall of text with one sentence: displays a lot of intelligence and maturity, as well as a implication of tremendous effort.


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Clip_ wrote:Why do your jokes have to be so long?

Knock knock.

^See? Short and sweet.

The hilarious thing about this all is that you think your opinion matters. Also laughable is your perception of humor, it's remarkably similar of a weak minded imbecile whose ignorance clouds his own pathetic nature.

Oh wait...

Why so serious?

rush wrote:Downplaying wall of text with one sentence: displays a lot of intelligence and maturity

This entire conversation is a testament to my being more mature than thou.

Your sarcasm detector is malfunctioning. And yes I know what you're trying to do, it's futile.

I know you're being sarcastic, that still doesn't change the truth of the statement.

We're on a video gaming forum and you expect people to be mature?


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I come here for fun; this is a form of entertainment. If you consider this an ideal place for maturity and real discussions... well...

Girl I gotta tell youuu, that I'm desperately amused, by everything you say, and everything you dooo.

/worked

The "this is a video game/video game forum" excuse is so overused.

I never said that, I'm constantly making immature remarks. You were the one that brought maturity into question.

Aww poor little baby has to backtrack to make a point, how cute.

Please, keep going, make more points so I can laugh even harder. You don't seem to realize that none of this matters, and I'm just using you as entertainment. Sure, you can think you're using me.. But get a grip, this topic wouldn't have even been made if I hadn't made you a tool before.

Every time you say something to me, I laugh. Why? Because you think I give a shit what you say. I don't, at all. You're entertaining me by attempting a meager argument that has no valid backing. Even if it did have some sort of red-headed step-child type of backing, it's invalid to me because I don't respect anything you say or do on these forums or ingame.

Summary for the mentally challenged: You're my tool, and I'm making you work while I sit back and laugh.

inb4 omgwalloftextlol

FYI: 80 wpm so wall o text is nothink on my time

See how easy it is to make you mad?

God you're amusing. <3

Edit: And if this is what you call entertainment, you need to get out more. Oh, and please don't insult anyone's intelligence here by saying "I wasn't being serious, I'm just playing you herp derp" because as much as you try to hide your little outbursts with more than mediocre attempts at humor, along with "I don't care about what you say" it's all very transparent. You know why? Because if you didn't care, you wouldn't be saying that in the first place, just like I haven't said it before now. You may think I'm your "tool" but guess what, this is the internet. You can pretend I'm your tool all you want, but there is a person behind that tool that you have no control over, and probably wouldn't have the balls to say this to in real life anyway, making that a fantasy. And before you analyze this post for something to make fun about, note that I put little thought and effort into this, and I probably shouldn't even be typing after 11 o' clock with a few glasses of bourbon in me, because I doubt I articulated this to the best of my ability.


See? Walls of text aren't hard.

Mad? I'm not mad nor even mildly upset. I do find it hilarious that you think you could even provoke me the slightest.

It is, however, imperative that you start to realize I'm only making long posts because it's funny that you take implications from them that only exist in your imagination. Extremely ignorant and stupid of you, but humorous nonetheless.

Keep thinking I care the slightest, it's really funny to me.

Ah, see edit.

I say we move it to spam and let'em have it out

This is getting good.....

Moved and unlocked.....


I'll tally the points once u2 lovers are done

Pansy..... Clip wins?

T@D wrote:Pansy..... Clip wins?

w00t! It was inevitable.

"I'll be back" c) Terminator