Wtf?

I had a duck
and he got stuck
under a truck.

I had no luck
to get my duck
who was stuck
under the truck.

So I said "fuck!,
I'll just pluck
my helpless duck
from under the truck".

I began to pluck
my little duck
that was stuck
under the truck.

He ran a muck
then began to cluck.

What the fuck!?
It's not a duck
under the truck
I tried to pluck.

It's a chicken.

GENIUS!!!!

oh god. how many beers did you have

I love this.

Clip_ wrote:I love this.

agreed

maX!ma wrote:oh god. how many beers did you have

3

And this section rarely gets attention... so I spend about 2 minutes making up something

T@D wrote:

maX!ma wrote:oh god. how many beers did you have

3

This post gave me an idea for a new saying....

"How many beers have I had today you ask? One. 1 beer, that's it.

Granted it was a 144 oz'er broken up into 12 cans, but thats still 1 beer."

T@D '10.

haha love the poem and the rhyme scheme A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A B
genius

It's nice that people actually "get it"....

Ty

i love funny poems and i like scary stories

I use to write a lot of short stories. Some scary. Maybe I will do that again soon

write me a bed time story tad !!!

synn i love your avatar

and yes i want to hear a scary short story from you tad Then i'll try and write one

ty heaven xD i love it too! darkwing duck + guitar hero = win

Synyster wrote:ty heaven xD i love it too! darkwing duck + guitar hero = win

Yes it does