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Hey guys, my mom is making me get a job! haha.... Since my school is garbage and they dont teach anything that is actually useful, I dont no how to make a resume and i dont no what a "good" resume looks like. If anyone could help me out, youd be my hero!

you don't need a resume for mcdonalds!

Ask "the jobbies": Frog, Tad, or Mark.

just search on goodle: résumé and u'll get tons of example!

hey i got a job too! lol
where are you trying to work??
Most places who will hire someone your age doesn't require a resume just an application.
Resumes are mainly for which type of experience and previous jobs and education u have.

mcdonald! mcdonald! cdonald!

SCREW MCYDs! .... lol im going to work at the Delta (hotel) xD .... and wifer, around here you need to have a resume when you apply.

lmao!! thats a gr8 job budy! Can us leep for free in there.. I mean if u get the job...

hrrmmm.... dno....id prolly get a discount, but i know id get free acess to the gym and pool

YMCA! YMCA! YMCA! YMCA! YMCA! YMCA! YMCA! YMCA! YMCA! YMCA!
get yourself a first aid and CPR courses certificates and you can like supervise kids and stuff
easy work

lmfao!... i have a 2 y/o brother and a 4y/o sister, i never want to have kids after what im going thru : /



DEVIL CHILDREN!!!!! PURE EVIL!

Goddam ovaries!

Timmy McBean
123 Fake st.
Sydney, NS
(111) 111-1111
1111111111@hotmail.com
__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________Education :
-Grade 9 diploma from Centre scolaire Étoile de l’Acadie
-Current : Second semester of grade 10 at Centre scolaire Étoile de l’Acadie
-I am bilingual (English and French) in written and orally.

Computer Knowledge :
Software :
-Microsoft, Word and PowerPoint
-Corel, WordPerfect and Presentations
-Photoshop
Operating Systems :
-Windows 95, 98, 2000, XP and Vista

Experiences :
Work :
-C.MacDougall Trucking, I worked previous summers with my father at C.MacDougall Trucking.
There, I traveled across Canada, meeting new people and seeing new things. I helped move furniture and relocate families. While working with my father, I learned how to use large inventory sheets, how to talk to customers and how to be careful at work.
-Yard work, during the summers, I mow lawns for several people and during the winter I shovel the snow from their driveways and walkways.
-Paper route, I have had a paper route for almost three years. I took my job as a paper carrier very seriously, my papers were always delivered before 7 am, and my bills were always paid on time.
Other:
-JA, Junior Achievement, is a 18 week program for high school students interested in business. There, we started our own business (Plasma Productions) and we sold shirts in support of the Heart and Stroke Foundation.
-Canvassing for the Heart and Stroke Foundation - This heart month, I went canvassing in the Ashby area raising money and awareness for the Heart and Stroke Foundation.
-High school representative, I was voted to represent the grades 10, 11 and 12 at my school’s student council.
-Babysitting, I have lots of experience with dealing with younger children. I have been babysitting my younger siblings for four years, by doing that, I gained a lot of patience..

Sports :
-Basket-ball, I played 3 years on my school junior high basket-ball team.
-Soccer, I have played on a soccer team for eight years, I’ve played for teams in Whitney Pier, Westmount and Sydney.
-Snow boarding, I have been snowboarding for three years, before that I skied for a few years.
Playing these sports and on sports teams has helped me a lot as an individual. It has given me confidence and made me more of a team player. Sports have made me push myself to new limits, when I am playing a sport I always try my hardest and try to have fun.



Comments?.... Corrections? ... plz post to help me out

Here a correction: You didn't put your real name and adress... how are they supposed to contact you (and us to rape you)???




xD!

Pornfish wrote:Here a correction: You didn't put your real name and adress... how are they supposed to contact you (and us to rape you)???




xD!

Thats my real name and adress.... what are you talking about.


//btw, i can see mistakes haha...


///would you hire me?

I think it looks good

Rambo wrote:
-I am bilingual (English and French) in written and orally.

Unless you are trying to be a bi-lingual hooker....-I am fluent in both English and French languages.

If you want, I can tweak it a little bit.

Sure man! Anything that will help me look more professional

Add some lies!

- I thought Rasputin everything he knew.
- My mom had complications giving birth to me, so I had to bite my way out of her.

etc...

Hahaha lol. What looks good on EVERYONE'S resume is COMMUNITY SERVICE! Everyone hates it, but it helps someone out there, and it looks really good on your resume.

Also, don't put every minor detail on your resume, that just annoys employers. My mom and dad both are managers of food and nutrition at different hospitals, and one of their responsibilites is hiring cooks, cleaners, cashiers, anything needed to get the food where its supposed to be etc.

They always tell me too much info. is a pain in the ass, and that the person is a little high of themselves.
Y
ou might want to drop the sports info. Keep the fact, just not the details. Other things look good, just don't be ridiculously specific. You're not going for the FBI, they're not digging for skeletons in your crowded closet bro.

Otherwise, nice resume! looks perfect!

lmao @ porn

and tyvm total... : D I will make some changes to it .... taking out the details n stuff.
rly appreciate the help.

Joe Blow
69 Bonher st
CandyLand (Nova Scotia) B1P 3R8
Telephone: (911)911-6969
Email: joeblow@blowmejoe.cum
Languages (written and oral): French and English
Formation
2008-1998 Centre scolaire Étoile de l’Acadie

Professional Expiriences
2008 Plasma Productions
• Product sales
• Product advertisement
• Product listing/distribution
2008-2003 Yard maintenance
• Shoveling snow from driveways and walkways
• Mowing lawns
• Basic yard cleaning (removal of any garbage, branches, etc.)
2007 Basic carpentry
• Clean up of the work areas
• Using certain basic tools
• Help placing and installing gyprock
2007-2005 Paper Carrier
Cape Breton Post
• Delivery of the morning paper
• Collecting money from the customers
• Paying bills on time
2006 C.MacDougall Trucking
• Inspection of the furniture / Listing the furniture on inventory sheets
• Reading maps and giving directions
• Lifting furniture
Computer Knowledge
Microsoft Word, PowerPoint
Corel WordPerfect, Presentations
Adobe Photoshop 7.0
iMovie
Final Cut Express HD

Volunteer
2008 Canvassing for the Heart and Stroke Foundation

References
Available on demand




Thats my improved one XD ..... give comments.

Cmon people, post comments, corections, suggestions..... anything!!! XD

THIS IS WAY TOO LONG MEN... THEY DON,T NEED TO KNOW THAT U HAVE NO UNDERWARE

It looks good man, maybe a little bit too long. Give the topic of what you did, not every specific job. Otherwise definitely looks good.

If you are allowed to enter other comments, you should always say, "I work well with others, and I always dedicate myself to my work"

Even if it's a lot of BS, it's what they want to see.