post some funny quotes

"Oh your dating my ex? Cool. im eating a sandwhich...You want those leftovers too?. lol"
just saw this from my friend on facebook post this. i wanna see some quote posted ^^

[01:00] <@MaximusCaesar> welp nwblets, don't have too much fun
[01:00] <+nzm> MaximusCaesar SHUTTER DOWN
[01:00] <@MaximusCaesar> catch ya on the flip side
[01:00] * MaximusCaesar (~brut-@brut-.users.quakenet.org) Quit (Signed off)
[01:00] <+nzm> LOL
[01:00] <+rushhh> wow
[01:00] <+rushhh> he is old
[01:00] <+rushhh> "catch ya on the flip side"?
[01:00] <+nzm> he'll be back in 20 minutes
[01:00] <+rushhh> yea prob
[01:00] <+nzm> you can set your watch to it
[01:00] <+rushhh> is that the time it takes for him to set up candles etc so he can jerk it?
[01:00] <+nzm> not a fucking thing on tv
[01:01] <+nzm> he jerks it to sting
[01:01] <+rushhh> :S
[01:01] * brut- (~brut-@brut-.users.quakenet.org) has joined #uscpmpickup
[01:01] * Q sets mode: +o brut-
[01:01] <@brut-> fu rushhh
[01:01] * brut- (~brut-@brut-.users.quakenet.org) Quit (Quit: leaving)
[01:01] <+nzm> LOL
[01:01] <+rushhh> LOL

flu1d> !who
flu1d> [USCTF] sh1t/Anal/flu1d
flu1d> something not right about that combo

#340 | + (28) - | *wp.shawcable.net
TiDaN : DO I SOUND SEXY OR WHAT
bgs : lol
bgs : i guess :D:D
bgs : i dunno i have no attraction for opposite sex
bgs : im not voltran
bgs : I MEANT
bgs : SAME SEX
bgs : SAME SEX
bgs : WTF
bgs : bad typo

(Vo0) i was on a server
(Vo0) and there was xone
(Vo0) he got RA
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(cone) xD
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(Vo0) he gets health
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(cone) lololol
(Vo0) i mean
(Vo0) jesus
(cone) I need to see a psychiatrist ;/

@aggnog> just been on a cs server for last 15 minutes
@aggnog> really , really ripping it up
@aggnog> like 20-0 stuff
@aggnog> just realised the server is full of bots
@aggnog> -_-
@aggnog> not 1 human
@aggnog> when a flashbang went off they all just shot in the air in unison
@aggnog> i just thought "how unusual" and carried on

s1gfried> vo0?
s1gfried> i was instagib unlagged winner so you don't need to ignore me bro

dys • falko we all know you masturbate to choppy polish porn
Falko • lol
Falko • no
dys • oh
dys • well i do
Falko • not saying im not masturbatinh
Falko • i dont do that with porn
Falko • i need somethign realistic
Falko • for example
Falko • last day i saw a couple from my window
Falko • i live in lol place
nzme • what?
Falko • and he was pushing her from behind
Falko • so i started to masturbate
dys • ROFL
nzme • he 'saw'
dys • wow
nzme • he was spying
Falko • no i wasnt

(@bgs) I HAD THIS URGE
(@bgs) TO COME INTO MY MOUTH
(@bgs) when iw as fapping
(@bgs) im like
(@bgs) I NEED TO COME INTO MY MOUTH

voltran> hey TiDaN
voltran> were you Dan in teh server?
TiDaN> what? when?
voltran> today
voltran> TDM
TiDaN> I was, yes. Why?
voltran> TiDaN: just curious
voltran> TiDaN: you said something about hoens didn't you?
TiDaN> Yeah lol
TiDaN> He did some haxx shot
voltran> really
TiDaN> a few times actually
voltran> GOT DEMOZ???
TiDaN> but you also di[04:01:39] matt
TiDaN> [04:01:44] definitely make bgs smoke weed
TiDaN> [04:01:47] and then take him out
TiDaN> [04:01:53] and hook him up with a girl
TiDaN> [04:01:55] FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
TiDaN> [04:02:25] HAHAHA
TiDaN> [04:02:26] honestly
TiDaN> [04:02:27] :>
TiDaN> oh shit wrong paste
TiDaN> SORRY BGS
ragefilledmatt> lol
voltran> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
voltran> OMFG
voltran> HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
ragefilledmatt> nice recovery
ragefilledmatt> dan
ragefilledmatt> trying to play it off as a mistake~
bgs> ur mean

easy there shadow o.o

=)

My funny quote

cypresstwist wrote:@depoych I'm 31. If my kids start listening to Justin Bieber I'm going to make them listen to the whole Alice In Chains discography for 3 weeks. And no supper.

Favorite youtube comment ever

you know rush, sometimes i think you hang out with the most idiotic people. but totally worth it imho, they say the funniest stuff. XD

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dys • falko we all know you masturbate to choppy polish porn
Falko • lol
Falko • no
dys • oh
dys • well i do
Falko • not saying im not masturbatinh
Falko • i dont do that with porn
Falko • i need somethign realistic
Falko • for example
Falko • last day i saw a couple from my window
Falko • i live in lol place
nzme • what?
Falko • and he was pushing her from behind
Falko • so i started to masturbate
dys • ROFL
nzme • he 'saw'
dys • wow
nzme • he was spying
Falko • no i wasnt

LMAO

data, funniest youtube comment ever imo was some random guy that commented "i'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle" on a video about hillary clinton.

Roachleader wrote:data, funniest youtube comment ever imo was some random guy that commented "i'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle" on a video about hillary clinton.

I never said that was the funniest I've ever seen, just that it was my favorite meaning the best one I've ever seen