Mother Bucker (PG-13)

*pWp*T@D*: so, when ever you wanna come back.... just tell me. No post, nothing needed....
*pWp*T@D*: or if.....
Big*Buck: i appreciate it man
*pWp*T@D*: well, it comes at a price.
*pWp*T@D*: later to be determined
*pWp*T@D*: hell, ill give you admin for a foot job
*pWp*T@D*: And even let you pick the lotion.
*pWp*T@D*: nothing spicy though, I tend to bloat.
Big*Buck: LOL
Big*Buck: no i get to pick the lotion man!
*pWp*T@D*: aloe?
*pWp*T@D*: please?
*pWp*T@D*: I chafe.
Big*Buck: baby powder man
Big*Buck: ill bring some
Big*Buck:
Big*Buck: it'll fix it
Big*Buck: :>
*pWp*T@D*: you expect to touch it after? What are you, a Nazi?
Big*Buck: ill be gentle... promise
*pWp*T@D*: When my purple headed yogurt slinger chucks his live pie.... Hes down for a while. Not even wind can touch him.
Big*Buck: Lmao
*pWp*T@D*: You wanna see me cling to a ceiling? Keep blowing after my loads done. I jump like a black preacher in an Alabama baptist church on Sunday.
*pWp*T@D*: Im like a scared cat.
Big*Buck: LMAO!
Big*Buck: thats a good one
*pWp*T@D*: Thats how to win the Olympics in running. Have a guy blow a load on the gun, and have a woman chasing him trying to touch it again. Smoker or not... Ill beat every Nigerian they put out there.
Big*Buck: hahaha
*pWp*T@D*: Unless they hang chicken at the finish line... then Im screwed
Big*Buck: Nigerian delicacy
Big*Buck:
*pWp*T@D*: Then I hope I don't have to pee after..... The blood seems lazy and doesn't get the memo that the act is over. You have to pee looking like a tripod. Do you realize it takes 400 lbs of pressure to push that thing down just to hit the bottom of the upped toilet seat and hope the "waterfall" trickles down?
*pWp*T@D*: So much work, so little penis.
*pWp*T@D*: er, so much....
Big*Buck: LOL

never gets old man!

This inst confession.....

No one cares you can't get an old man.



Pervert.

LOL wow, the retired members are strange strange people

u should read the retired section sometime... u will think alot differently about some ppl on these forums lol

You never cease to amaze me T@D

P.S.
BUCCCKKKK!!! Spread-Em

__Smokey__ wrote:u should read the retired section sometime... u will think alot differently about some ppl on these forums lol

I've been snooping around for awhile now actually...which is actually most of why I said that earlier lol
(P.S. tool scares me now...)

if there was a time he didnt... there is a problem...

Po!son wrote:You never cease to amaze me T@D

What did I do?!?!

__Smokey__ wrote:if there was a time he didnt... there is a problem...

He didn't until now...

Ya but who cares we have personality which is all that matters