How Dangerous are YOU?!

I've Noticed a couple of martial artists around the forum and I just needed to ask. even if you arent a martial artist [Im not ]these questions can apply to anyone.

1What type of Arts do you Know?

2Do you Sparr regularly?

3Weapons Specialist?

4Favorite weapon to use?

5Fights you've been in? Won/Lost?


Im a fighting enthusiast(if its called that?), I love everything about it, although people who just bully the weak make me sick. Its fun to fight on equal grounds with someone in my opinion. Fighting is cool as long as its kept friendly. But sometimes..ya just gotta scrap..

1.I Have been taught by many family members who have eigther trained in a specific art or left the Army, or just know how to rumble damn well. I never actuall went somewhere to learn (if i did it would eigther be, Muay Thai or tae kwon Do) Mainly because im cheap , dont want to pay for something i can learn myself or just get for free.


2.Yes, I do with my best friend, mostly Fist to Fist, (yes we do scarr each other up X.x)

3: uuhh..No! although i do sparr with, Eigther two wooden blades or my Pole :/

4:Pole, simply cause its awesome! Range and speed! secondary choice would be two ,Light, mid-ranged swords maybe about the same length of my Arm.

5:Fights since i was 15 err..20+? not including sparring...
Won:10 Lost:..> 8!! (that i can remember correctly, others were broken up or halted..)

Knife fights:..2?...and forced.. lost both i suck with knives..got cut up horribly XD

I wanna know how dangerous you guys are!! I'd Rate myself a 3 out of 5, Average! w0t are you?!?!!?!??!

Hey, well, I'm no Jet Li or Jackie Chan, but I know enough.

My Dad was a jailguard as his first job, so he had to learn fast takedowns and quick hard shots. (Kidney shots, Neck shots) He taught me almost everything he knew, some stuff I can't do because I'm not really this gigantic buff guy that can throw people around. lol... Also, I took Judo for a few years which was basically the same thing, but more with disarming and defending. How to fight someone while you're both on the ground. Unless you're some kind of ninja, you'll never do well standing up. Take my word for it lol. But yeah my neighbor's uncle was the teacher, so he was able to give me extra lessons here and there, and teach me stuff that was lethal; breaking wrists, arms, kneecaps.

As for weapons and such. They taught us a little bit of weaponry in Judo. But it was more like how the weapon moves in someone's hand, so you know where it's going to come at you from, hence easier to block. Fighting someone with a Jo or Bo is painful because they're garunteed you hit you once before you can reach them to disarm, but once you're close-ranged, you're all set. Anyway, blah blah blah weapons & fighting.
yeah
Most of my training was defensive, so I didn't go looking for fights or brawls because I might really hurt someone on accident. We were forced to spar and win to progress to new ranks, but it wasn't like Karate or anything, it was almost all ground-fighting. Unless you fought a fat kid, THEN it was just annoying, because you'd have to flip him, but he always wayed tooooo much... I've been in maybe three fights in school. Two happened on top of me lol. People in front of me would start a fight and theyd back into me, but both times I just put one against the wall, while some teacher got the other one. The other time is when I got punched in the back of the neck by some random older kid that wanted to fight "someone his own size" except i was about a foot smaller. Soo i punched him in the throat and watched him roll and gasp for air. When I get realllyy angry, or get into some stupid fight, I get really tense and I feel 1/5 the pain I normally would. But you always have to keep a clear head no matter what.

Judo is a fun martial arts, but it's not the style most people like. It's not some crazy chinese people flipping through the air, which are a lot easier to take down than you think

Well, that's my shit, enjoy~ ToT@L

I agree totally with total. I took kung fu for like 3 years. Most useless piece of crap ever.
I think for fighting multiple people, the most useful is kickboxing mixed with Muay thai. For fighting single person, its definately easier to just wrestle.
Btw i love UFC!!!
POW!

if i cant kick your ass ill shot you .... but i tolk jujiujso for 4 years and tewkowndo for 7 years with wopnes i love scriming sticks and the ninja sowrd

i am dead meat.

GhosT wrote:i am dead meat.

Lol, Well at least he's Honest! , (he's lyin, problaly works as a secret agent as a side job, thats why he's named ghost, Cause ya never se em Comin!)

than agin if i was to spar in my with my frinds we use rolled up sweters on you hamds and slug it out

neko wrote:than agin if i was to spar in my with my frinds we use rolled up sweters on you hamds and slug it out

Thats proly a better idea then we came up with..We just wacked at eachother, (cept for the face, gotta keep that pretty)

I was taught never to punch someone in the face, there are many more vital spots that can cause a lot more damage to somebody, while you don't hurt yourself. Most people cut up their knuckles when they punch someone in the face, or hurt their hand somehow. If you punch someone with a quick kidney shot, they're hurting a LOT and you're fine and ready for more. The little deadly shots matter the most.

Like I said before, come at me with a gun or a sword and I'll probably be able to disarm you, or use some kind of object around me to block your blows and render it out of your hand. Guns are the hardest to disarm because you have to hurt yourself to do it. You put your hands up, like.."don't shoot!" then jump to the side and wack their wrist one way, and the gun the other so it goes flying. If you miss...you're fucked beyond belief and you better be Jackie Chan's sensei. But, it REALLY hurts your hand, and there's always a chance that they could go pick it up again. But it's less risky than grabbing it out of their hand lol. They might pull the trigger and kill your ass, and then you'll be thinking..."dam why didn't I listen to ToT@L"

Another easy takedown is grabbing their hand, which your thumb sort of on their palm. Your fingers should be tightly gripped at the wrist near their hand. Then you bend it back, and fuck it HURTS! In order to learn all the stuff, they have to do it to you first T_T Puts most people on the ground and can break wrist I'm pretty sure. Anyway, best of luck with your brawls, it sounds easier than it is guys. Just don't go shooting each other.

Yeah, I just double posted, but my previous was just toooo big to add more.


Well, if anyone has ever heard of Xaolin monks, then you'll know real human weapons. They are legendary, and no one knows if they exist. They are trained starting as soon as they can crawl basically. They hit each other with bamboo sticks EVERYWHERE so that the calluses on their body get very very hard. Eventually, their skin gets harder and harder, and they hit with harder objects. Over time, its SUPPOSED to get so hard it can stop a bullet. Hence, bulletproof monk. But I doubt anyone would even get to THINK and THINKING about pulling a dam gun before they were snapped in half. They can jump like 7 feet in the air, and jump twice that in distance. Their bodies are the most fit in the world. They master EVER type of martial arts known, and some not even known to most. If anyone has even heard of them and wants to add info or something, dooo ittt!

ToT@L wrote:Yeah, I just double posted, but my previous was just toooo big to add more.


Well, if anyone has ever heard of Xaolin monks, then you'll know real human weapons. They are legendary, and no one knows if they exist. They are trained starting as soon as they can crawl basically. They hit each other with bamboo sticks EVERYWHERE so that the calluses on their body get very very hard. Eventually, their skin gets harder and harder, and they hit with harder objects. Over time, its SUPPOSED to get so hard it can stop a bullet. Hence, bulletproof monk. But I doubt anyone would even get to THINK and THINKING about pulling a dam gun before they were snapped in half. They can jump like 7 feet in the air, and jump twice that in distance. Their bodies are the most fit in the world. They master EVER type of martial arts known, and some not even known to most. If anyone has even heard of them and wants to add info or something, dooo ittt!

That sounds freakin crazy.. possible, but DAMN

Like I said, no one knows if they actually exist. Supposedly they did at one time, but were so powerful they went into hiding up in the mountains in china somewhere. They're legends now, but they would be insane if they existed. Make Bruce Lee look like a drooling baby

well like I sayed if you come at me kick and swinging in kung fu Il sahot you be for you go keeeyuup

neko wrote:well like I sayed if you come at me kick and swinging in kung fu Il sahot you be for you go keeeyuup

That sounds like you! XD

fight fight fight fight

W00t? Wheres da Wifey and T@D Post, I know THEY know how ta brawl!

im just a bitch
i need to watch what i say

W!feY wrote:im just a bitch
i need to watch what i say

Huuuhhh!!? >.> stop playin, We know that u know we know u can fite!

W!feY wrote:

>=0 bOOOO!