Ode to a Phonebook
Oh book of many names and numbers
The misfortune of an unlisted is a wonder
Of course rarely is there a blunder
When I find a law firm yonder
Oh book of services and ads
How people do treat you so bad
Write dirty things inside your pad
And leave you underneath the rag
I love you, oh book of many names
Your numbers keep me entirely sane
So easy to find, it's sort of a shame
That all you books are exactly the same
Oh book of many names and numbers
The misfortune of an unlisted is a wonder
Of course rarely is there a blunder
When I find a law firm yonder
Oh book of services and ads
How people do treat you so bad
Write dirty things inside your pad
And leave you underneath the rag
I love you, oh book of many names
Your numbers keep me entirely sane
So easy to find, it's sort of a shame
That all you books are exactly the same
Last edited by Tool on Wed Nov 26, 2008 2:50 pm; edited 1 time in total