yay!

When I sit upon the toilet,
and try to take a crap,
I strain so stinking hard,
I might have a heart attack.
When I sit upon the toilet,
it fills me up with grief.
I strain for all I’m worth,
and still get no relief.
When I sit upon the toilet,
it drives me quite insane.
I strain so hard it hurts my head,
and gives me another migraine.
When I sit upon the toilet,
I get quite annoyed,
I just can’t do much at all,
except pop another hemorrhoid.
I think I’ll try a laxative,
it might be a good idea.
Oh great, now that just figures...
it gave me diarrhea!

--brain balzer

roflmao!

lol wtf

alrighty, join the club!!!

Wow. lolL.

Poem #1
Body: Love is a temptation
thata starts with a sensation
when a guy sticks his location
in a girls destination
to increase the population
for the next generation
do you get my explanation
or do you need a demonstration

Poem #2
Shy is blue
water is wet I'll make you cum
I'll make you sweat
Pressed up against my body
moving up and down
slowly but firmly
we'll move the ground

Poem #3
Sex is like math
you subtract the cloths
add the bed
divide the legs
and pray to god
you don't multiply

Poem #4
Roses are red
Grass is green
open yourlegs
and i'll feel you up with cream

Poem #5
Hickory Dickory dock
this bitch was sucking my cock
the clock struck two
I dumped my goo
and dumped the bitch at the end of the block

Poem #6
Sex is good
sex is fine
Doggy style 69
Just for fun
or getting paid
everyone likes getting laid

Poem #7
Roses are nice
Violets are fine
I'll be the six If you be the nine

-randomness

rofl at #5.. omg dude.

After a long sequence of lovemaking, the doctor glanced adoringly at his lady love, who dozed next to him. Suddenly, he felt a sharp pang of guilt.
"Relax, Howard," he told himself. "You’re not the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients."
"No," another inner voice says.., "but, you’re a veterinarian!"


i lol'd at this too

rofl @ poems