Some little spider
Decided to crawl up my leg
I felt him creeping
So I got out the keg
For I once heard
A great while back
If you get a spider drunk
It will act like it's on crack
So I pulled out a teaspoon
And I poured in some beer
I proceeded to let him drink it
And all without fear
I got another teaspooon
And another yet again
He began to get tipsy
His legs danced as the room span
Now this little spider
Was a brave little bug
But the one thing better than killing him
Was giving him a mini-mug
Decided to crawl up my leg
I felt him creeping
So I got out the keg
For I once heard
A great while back
If you get a spider drunk
It will act like it's on crack
So I pulled out a teaspoon
And I poured in some beer
I proceeded to let him drink it
And all without fear
I got another teaspooon
And another yet again
He began to get tipsy
His legs danced as the room span
Now this little spider
Was a brave little bug
But the one thing better than killing him
Was giving him a mini-mug