random things I've thought about

ok, here weee gooo!

A Few Military Phrases That Can Be Interpreted With "That's What She Said":

-We don't pull out until we're done!
-I need more men in here!
-There were too many, they came out of nowhere!
-Where's my privates?

You Know America Is Fucked When:

-The Jonas Brothers go platinum
-All the $10 whores become $25 whores due to inflation
-"Your Mom" jokes become sexist
-All the illegal immigrants leave
-Everyone converts to Cookism (Dane Cook's religion)

Things That Just Don't Make Sense Today:

-the people who are against abortion are the ones who have never been put in that situation
-the people who are against guns are the ones who have never fired one
-the people who are anti-stereotypes when they do it everyday
-the people who are against gay marriage, yet not against seeing two women makeout
-the people who protest war but have never seen it
-the people who are against marijuana but have never smoked it
-the people who are against explicit material but support the 1st amendment
-the people who find everything offensive


Just a few thoughts

yeah, the jobros are going platinum

Way too much time on your hands.....

not really. This is during the day at school, where I don't have time because the school owns my time. And we don't control time. Time is a man-made invention as an excuse to tell what point in history we are in. Without time we would be disorganized and chaotic if we only referred to time as "now" or "then" or "later", so we invented "o'clock" and digital watches.

Like I said too much on your hands xD