July 4th Experience
On Independence Day we celebrate and drink
Rarely do we reflect upon our past and think
What was life like before those bucked-toothed Brits?
Was life really grand or was it full of shit?
Well I didn't think about any of this today
For we had a massive party and the 360 I did play
I got thirsty so I went and got a pepsi
After two or three I was feeling quite sexy
A hotdog here and a cheeseburger there
People got drunk and ripped off their underwear
When the party died down I thought to myself
"Is this how we celebrated our freedom from hell?"
On July 4th we are not meant to drink and play Gears of War 2 for the Xbox 360 with orgasmic graphics that make you jizz
But instead be with family and eat well and be glad you did
For Independence Day only comes once a year
So don't be dumb and waste it with five beers
On Independence Day we celebrate and drink
Rarely do we reflect upon our past and think
What was life like before those bucked-toothed Brits?
Was life really grand or was it full of shit?
Well I didn't think about any of this today
For we had a massive party and the 360 I did play
I got thirsty so I went and got a pepsi
After two or three I was feeling quite sexy
A hotdog here and a cheeseburger there
People got drunk and ripped off their underwear
When the party died down I thought to myself
"Is this how we celebrated our freedom from hell?"
On July 4th we are not meant to drink and play Gears of War 2 for the Xbox 360 with orgasmic graphics that make you jizz
But instead be with family and eat well and be glad you did
For Independence Day only comes once a year
So don't be dumb and waste it with five beers
Last edited by tool on Sun Jul 05, 2009 6:14 am; edited 1 time in total
