The "I hate..." list, courtesy of me :)

tool wrote:I hate white guys who listen to rap- old rap is good
I hate it when you have to wait ten hours to see a midnight showing of a one and a half-hour movie- idiot dont go to it
I hate it how we park on driveways and drive on parkways- one of lifes many redundancies, quit yer bitching
I hate girls who get upset over a broken phone- well when you have one, and it gets broken, generally everyone in that situation gets fucking pissed
I hate it when someone who is against hypocrisy says religion is ignorant- agreed
I hate boys who refer to women as "bitches"- some are
I hate men who add younger girls on myspace to "befriend" them- ya thats bull
I hate it how ice-cream makes you thirsty when it's melted- o_O no
I hate women who say "men think with their penises"...penises can't think. We think with our brains.- awkward
I hate guys who talk "tough" or "gangsta"- nigga stfu, lol jk i agree
I hate statistics that say "1 out of every 100" because there's ultimately 7 billion people who could possibly be in that hundred- see line 3
I hate girls who take 50 pictures of them making a peace sign- ya its fucking retarded, half of them are republicans
I hate men who go on craigslist to find a hooker- well you are one, so no room to talk
I hate guys who think it's cool to look like a douche- YA, HEY GUYS HOLLISTER DOESNT LOOK COOL! YOU LOOK GAY AS FUCK
I hate Disney because it's stealing my influence over stupid people- yes, everyone who watches aspires to be the next pop singer or dancer
I hate people who post pictures of themselves smoking bongs- ya, lol, why post picture of you doing an illegal activity? see- r. kelly
I hate people who drive really fast in the slow lanes and then drive slow in the fast lanes- no doubt
I hate jellyfish when they sting you on your balls and you have to go the whole day resisting the urge to scratch- OOLOLOLOLOLOL
I hate adults who make a big deal of their kid winning a little league trophy- some parents are so dissapointed in their children it brightens their lives. yeah its sad
I hate products that you have to wait 6 weeks for, only to wait another 6 weeks to send it back- yup
I hate girls who say they're ugly when they know every guy wants them- yeah cmon be real
I hate guys who, in response to a "your mom" joke, says "my mom is dead". Why do you have to kill the mood? Ass..- solution, dont say "your mom" jokes, they suck anyways
I hate parents who say their kid is special- ewwy1 is speckle
I hate it how you can't enjoy 52-card pick-up if you live alone- very true
I hate it when someone writes a check in the "10 Items or Less" lane- line 3
I hate people who watch you walk across the street as if you're the most interesting thing that's happened to them that day- if its a woman, they are checking you out. if its a guy, they are checking you out
I hate girls who say "I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND OMG <3333" and they just got together less than a week ago- ya its stupid, the word "love" has lost its meaning among the youth
I hate men who think they're badass for getting a metal band logo tattooed on their arm- like you wouldnt get "tool" branded on your ass
I hate cats. Dogs are way better- no, they are equal. cats are more intelligent and individual, dogs are more... like a mentally retarded kid
I hate people who disagree that dogs are better than cats- i hate you too
I hate people who are sponsored to play video games- i hate them because i am jealous :/
I hate musicians who think they're original when their music sounds the same as a hundred other bands- line 3
I hate guys who think it's an accomplishment to "hit it and quit it"- agreed
I hate girls who say "I'm single and lonely " and reject me- agreed lol :/
I hate animals that eat my food and don't even critique my cooking- i dont feed animals my food, its too good for them
I hate it how all the good TV shows are exactly the same- there are no good tv shows, just an fyi
I hate people who make long lists and expect their friends to read everything- ya i didnt read it all im just commenting as i go
I hate people who don't understand sarcasm- i dont
I hate people who don't finish their sent........... - agre
I hate repetition- i hate it too. I just hate this. I hate it! OMG I HATE IT!
I hate big gaps when I'm reading- w h a t ?







I hate signs that say "World's Best..." because how will I ever be able to argue that it isn't unless I actually travel the world and eat/drink every possible producer's product?- meh, its just a gimmick
I hate long sentences - i do too
I hate essay prompts that say "minimum of 2000 words" when I can get my point across in ten- agreed
I hate teenagers who claim to be mature and their best retort is "fuck you"- AGREED fuck you
I hate girls who talk about sex and penises. It's just false advertising.- no, showing tits and not giving you any is false advertising
I hate it how delicious poptarts are cooked, but how disgusting they are uncooked- i hate them cooked, and fucking LOVE them uncooked. o_O
I hate not being able to write my name in the snow. Sand just isn't the same, and it's generally frowned upon at the beach.- do you not have enough piss or just dont have a penis?


Sincerely,
Mr.tool

tool wrote:lolol Shad...nice comments. The snow is because I don't live near any snow...only beaches :/

tool wrote:snow is a pain in the ass and a pain in the ass at the same time.

T@D wrote:

tool wrote:snow is a pain in the ass and a pain in the ass at the same time.

Correct.

tool wrote:wtfux?

tool wrote:ah. Go lions.

tool wrote:I'm not emo nor do I condone hatred. I'm merely using the word "hate" over and over to emphasize a point, even though words like hate, love, and power have lost all meaning in our generation. That's the satire.

tool wrote:
I hate guys who think it's cool to look like a douche

TheRustySpoon wrote:

tool wrote:
I hate guys who think it's cool to look like a douche

sometimes i wear 2 popping collars! but one is a more cottony soft shirt/sweater hybrid and one is a turtleneck sorta sweater :3

But yeh those guys that have like 5 popping collars -_____-