My Facebook Quote Topic

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Figured I should just make a topic for these lol

*boy whispers to his mom during a wedding*
boy: "Mommy?"
mom: "What?"
boy: "Why is the girl dressed in white?"
mom: "Because this is the happiest day of her life."
boy: "... so why is the boy dressed in black?"

Before Marriage-
Boy: I have been waiting for this day.
Girl: Do u want me to leave??
Boy: NO!!!!
Girl: Do u love me?
Boy: Of Course
Girl: Will u ever cheat on me??
Boy: Never in my life
Girl: Will u ever kiss me?
Boy: Every chance i get
Girl: Will u hit me??
Boy: Are u crazzy..!
Girl: Can i trust u??
Boy: Yes..!!
Girl: Sweet Heart..!
-After Marriage-
(now read from bottom to top)

Fact: you cannot breathe fast and hard while your tongue is out and your mouth open.
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Good boy. Now sit, roll and play dead!
Hope you get it.

Having voices in your head is normal. Listening to them, common. Arguing, acceptable. However, when you lose the argument, you're in trouble.

If a bra is an "over the shoulder boulder holder" then what would you call men's underwear? Under the butt nut hut?

Lol

When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down happy. They told me I didn't understand the assignment. I told them they didn't understand life.
- John Lennon

Lennon was a genius.....

clearly... thats the way life should be lived

Dear society,.........................
Please stop calling Justin Bieber gay. We don't want him either.
Sincerely, homosexuals.

I probably found this to be a lot funnier than it really is..

who does want him?

The worms after he's dead, considering they want all of us after we're dead.

i dunno... if i were a worm i wouldnt eat him

Teacher : whoever answers my next question, can go home.
*one boy throws his bag out the window*
Teacher: who just threw that?!
Boy: Me! I'm going home now.

haha good one!

Bob and Rob turned in their quizzes at the same time. When they got their quizzes back ,they both got 14 out of 15 answers right. Their teacher talked to them afterward.
Teacher: You both missed number 15, but Bob is going to pass the quiz, Rob will have to stay behind.
Rob: But if we both missed the same question, why are you passing him?
Teacher: Because he answered the question "I don't know" and you answered it "Neither do I."

corny joke

lighten up!

it is a facebook quote topic after all...

He's allowed to have his opinion

Teacher: Can you see God? Class: No. Teacher: Can you touch God? Class: No. Teacher: Then there isn't a God! Student: Sir, can you see your brain? Teacher: No. Student: Can you touch your brain? Teacher: No. Student: Oh ok so you have no brain?

Gotta love using someone's own logic against them..

It wasn't anything personal towards data just thought it was corny lol

Yeah, but I haz my corny jokes as well.

yep, but then that's what this topic's all about

I love having a gay dad... Whenever any of my friends brag by saying "Ooh, my Dad would kill your Dad..."
I just turn around and say "Oh yeah? My Dad would sh*g your Dad!"
The look on thier face is priceless...

When did this turn into confession?

haha data get yourself outta that one!

T@D wrote:When did this turn into confession?

I'm just trying to make the topic feel more at home for you..

E for effort.