list your chuck norris jokes

if chuck norris could chuck wood, we'd be out of air in about a day

People are hung like horses, Horses are hung like chuck norris... i lol whenever i hear that.

They say one man can't stand up to an army. Ask Atlantis wtf happened to them when they went against chuck norris.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Noris has already been to Mars. That's why there are no signs of life there.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

chuck norris can't blend!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdD54rG9oQA

chuck norris didnt lose his virginity it lost him

i made one up.

chuck norris didnt lose his virginity. he never had it

Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands...now its just called the islands

Chuck Norris counted to infinity...twice

Chuck Norris did ur mom...and ur dad gav him a high five

.acid wrote:Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Noris has already been to Mars. That's why there are no signs of life there.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

i know those jokes lol

congratu-FUCKING-lations juggernaut...do u want a fuckin cookie..GD.. xD rofl

whos chucky?

If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.

There is no chin underneath Chuck Norris' beard, just another fist.