Could you write a story?

Basically, I am creating a text-based story game in Java as a project. It will be option based, and each option will have a different outcome. I know many of the people on these forums are very creative, I was wondering if any of you would like to contribute towards this little game. Think of it as a messed up story, but every story needs a beginning, middle and an end. Well, this one will likely have multiple endings.
What would I like to see? Team work! It would be cool if everybody could get their thinking caps on and start thinking up a little story, and each person could contribute to that story and add options (e.g. you are locked in a room, there is a banana a hammer and a key on the table, which would you like to pickup?) (Option 1: banana, Option 2: hammer, Option 3, Key) Then as you select an option another part of the story will come and then probably another choice of options.

If any of you would like to contribute to this, add your contributions here, if not just leave it as it is, I'd rather no spam in this topic if possible.

Any thoughts / suggestions?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Choose_Your_Own_Adventure

Best books ever.....

I assume the idea is similar?

You're working on your computer, the screen glow illuminates a scar through your face that would make the strongest of men cringe. Your intelligence report was due yesterday, the chief has been busting your chops all day. Your intel on the russian nuclear meth-chocolate factory is sketchy, but you're including it in the report anyways. Suddenly you feel the pinching burn of a syringe in your neck. Everything goes black.

You wake up. You're lying in the ground. The view clears as your eyes adjust to the blinding sunlight of the russian tundra. Your arms feel cold; on inspection, they have been replaced by shotguns. You try to stand up, but your feet don't quite respond. You notice your feet have been replaced by hands. Slowly, you gain control of your body and manage to stand up and inspect your surroundings.

There is a box of cigars, a pair of nun-chucks and an obscene amount of lube. You're standing inside a barred cage. Procede.

(I KNEW IT.... Sketch was the intel for the Russian nuclear meth-chocolate factory)

>Inspect nun chucks.
Apparently, a nun was sick.

>Inspect cigars.
Delicious, when lighted.

>Inspect lube.
A bodyfull of lube.

>Shoot shotguns.
No ammo.

>Take nun chucks.
That is disgusting.

>Take cigars.
The cigars are in your pants' pocket. They make you look excited.

>Lube self.
You apply lubricant all over your body.

>Slip through cage bars.
You're outside. There is a...

eek java

WTF, your imagination is crazy! I like it! Yes tad, something like that

Nah he is just very creative.

Damn! I like porny's idea