Ruin a wish Game!

First topic message reminder :

Ok, so basically this are the rules:

1. A person is telling his wish
2. The second person is answering to this wish and ruins it givin' an example why, then he tells his wish.

Example:

I wish Buck didn't eat deers.

Answer:

Your wish will not come true, because Buck and his family would starve

ect.


Ok, I'll start.

Hmm I wish I got 2 cakes on my desk, one vamillia cream, other chocolate cream.... :p

that wont happen cuz yeti wont let you.. hah!

i wish i could turn back time 1 year.

this wont happen bc 1 year earlier u were having sex with bk and now he is with yeti

I wish id win 1 millio dollar

this wont happen because your to cheap to buy a lottery ticket


i wish i was straight

that wont happen because i love you too much..and i give good dome


i wish i was good at quake T_T

that wont happen because we spend too much time being gay together


i wish i didnt get 20 fps

that will never happen because you are too gay to get 1337 fps

i wish i had a girlfriend... :/

that wont happen because your not attracted to them.

I wish that i wasn't awesome.

well, the game ends now because we know we cant ruin that wish...

Your not awesome, your a naab xD

I wish I was better at quake then acid

lol.

but that wont happen cuz you both suxors.

i wish i lived in california

That wont happen because you're not gay enough xD

I wish it would snow

thx for the compliment, your right, i'm not gay


i make it snow. but you can't have any, soooo....


i weesh money grew on trees.

That wont ever happen!!!!

I wish I was a spam whore like $ke7ch

that wont happen because youre not gay

i wish i could play quake live or there were vanilla q3 servers to play...

that wont happen cuz i'm not a spam whore, all my posts are relevant, i swears!

i wish i had 30000 posts!

damn shad replied. but that wont happen cuz only cool people (nawt me ) get invites, i'm still furious that l1fe that nub hacker got an invite and i didn't, i can't fucking believe it.

pissed off.

anyways.

i wish that people didn't need to pee.

That wont happen cuz you would die if you didnt!

I wish we could have a real quake party xD

that wont happen because we live to far away....

i wish i didnt have to go to skewl tomorrow

but you do because you need to learn so you can become yeti's boss..

i wish i could think of more things to wish for.

Well that wont happen because you actually have to have a brain to do that!

I wish my phone wasnt about to die

that wont happen because you are too lazy to get the charger

i wish we made a vanilla quake tourney, see whos actually the best q3 player instead of this one shot bs.

that wont happen because i don't think it runs on 1.16 ( it probably does, but i've never seen it 0o )

I wish I don't have to do my chemistry exam today.

that wont happen cuz ur teacher will make u take it

i wish that..... i knew wat 2 wish 4

That won't happen because you were dropped on your head to many times when you were a baby

I wish for a million dollars

thats not gonna happen because i will be in control of all the money flow in the world


i wish that i could get over my sorrow and be a productive member of society

I wish Azu was active...