Ruin a wish Game!

First topic message reminder :

Ok, so basically this are the rules:

1. A person is telling his wish
2. The second person is answering to this wish and ruins it givin' an example why, then he tells his wish.

Example:

I wish Buck didn't eat deers.

Answer:

Your wish will not come true, because Buck and his family would starve

ect.


Ok, I'll start.

Hmm I wish I got 2 cakes on my desk, one vamillia cream, other chocolate cream.... :p

This won,t happen because azu is english teacher

I wish in 3 yrs ima be in tha swat!

that wont happen cause i would kill you by then.

i wish i had a pony

The closest you'll ever get to having a pony is having a Sorlag.

I wish that nobody will corrupt my wish
...





And DON'T say because its the point of the game

But people will corrupt it. because you are gay for asking us not to.

I wish i could think of a wish

that ont happen cause ur thinkingabout gay men

i wish i won 1 million on wwe thing

Wont happen cause the rock sucks. and all other wwe.
*bump*


i wish i was full in pwp. HAHA. dont hurt my feelings :p

You dont need to wish cause its gonnahappen !!!

;P



i wish i had greats skillz like napolean dynomite!!

I don't like Napolean Dynamite's skills, therefore they suckzOrz, and therefore once again your skills will suck. So instead you'll wish that you DON'T have *bad* skillz like Napolean Dynamite.

I wish I had this hat.
And the beer.

thei won't happen bc ur a nerd staying in his cave playing q3 all the time

I wish fatty would come more often 0.o

Who is fatty? i dont know him. so hes a nobody.
so why wish he would come


I Wish. There wasnt a big gap under my sig when i type short messages.

This won,t happen because u don't aske dme help for it

I wish we would be saturday and be winnign the rfl agme ;D

that wont happen cause ur gonna play in it. :o


i wish i was a leprichan

You can't be one because you ain't Irish, you don't have red hair and a red beard, you don't hide a pot of money (maybe you hide pot and pot money but that doesn't count ) and you ain't 3 feet tall. Also, you don't wear green stuff, you don't have magic powers, and you don't live in forests in Ireland.

I wish I had this guy's shades.

You cant cause I have them

I wish i could pwn killer 1vs1 (oh was i supposed to do a wish??alrweady true )

You can't because Killer is, well, a killer!

I wish I could dance like this guy :moonwalk:

that wont happen cause thats me. and i never teach


i wish i could win this

Too bad I won it and you got instead.

I wish I knew all the languages.

Yoy cant because there are like 283782748782937498237489238974823974897232365620834728478029780237802738472387238972389472389472389472348204729837238947289 languages

I wish i didnt eat my headphones

Too bad because you already ate , digested, and pooped them out. Someday you gotta tell me what kind of nutrients you get from headphones

I wish I was asleep.

That wont happen cause u have no life so u stay on computer all teh time




i wish i had another sig that wasnt too different so i could have the sig i have and another but they dont look too different

=O

u cant cuz noone will make 1 for u

i wish nothin my life is perfect=)

That wont happen because uhmmmmm u have a perfect life

I wish I was as cool as this guy :pickle:

You Become as cool as him but you lose all your friends and family cuz, dude that thing is gay

I wish i held the world record for biggest.......feet

Spoiler:

i wish i was as gay as r0ck

u cant cuz u r so so so gay that u cant go back to that.

i wish i wasnt so sexy girls follow me everywhere

edited: ops forgot my wish :p

u wish u werent sexy? thats a gay wish (I ruined iT)


i wish i could wish