Ruin a wish Game!

First topic message reminder :

Ok, so basically this are the rules:

1. A person is telling his wish
2. The second person is answering to this wish and ruins it givin' an example why, then he tells his wish.

Example:

I wish Buck didn't eat deers.

Answer:

Your wish will not come true, because Buck and his family would starve

ect.


Ok, I'll start.

Hmm I wish I got 2 cakes on my desk, one vamillia cream, other chocolate cream.... :p

u wish u werent sexy? thats a gay wish (I ruined iT)


i wish i could wish

When he said that he meant that he wished that he wasn't gay so sexy girls will follow him around.

You can't wish because you just admitted it. But hey, guess what? Admitting you have a problem is the 1st step in correcting the problem

I wish I can see everything.

You cant cause you r not god...i am

I wish I had a pair of headphones

you cant cause u ate them... fatty

i wish i remembered my xfire password so i could get my mini profile LOL

you cant because u haev short term memory like an old man

i wish micheal jackson wasnt like this now

You cant because he rapes little kids and is going after melee now

I wish I didnt eat my pen

this won,t happen cause u are dumb

I wish all bruins fan would die from being pwned by habs fan

That wont happen cause it failed to make sense.

I wish that made sense.

Not possible because you don't make sense.

I wish it wouldn't rain as much

this won,t happen because ur life sux

I wish id win 1000000000$

Won't happen 'cause I won it first!!!

I wish I would come up with some theory, like Einstein, or Newton.

this won't happen because ur altf4

I wish altf4 didn,t won the 1000000000$ prise already

Too bad because the wish fairy didn't understand what you were saying and thought you said "Give me a donkey tail, please"

I wish I had this sign :horny:

You get the sign but its stick to you and Michael Jackson rapes ur ass

I wish i had all of the mountain dew in the world

You did but you drowned in it

I wish I was 6"6

You become 6'6 but u turn 6 years old for the rest of your life making you 666, people call you the devil and kill you

Where's your wish genius ?

That wont happen cause hes dumb?

i wish i was a good as alt, in everything

this won't happen because ur melee

I wish I was done with work NOW!

Won't happen because you need to work to get $$$, and you need $$$ to live, and to live you need $$$. Therefore, you wished that you won't wish that wish

I wish I did something cool that everybody would remember me for.

this won't happen cause ur poor and u will never be able to give me 100000000$

I wish I was better at making siggy

heh.

Might happen but I'm supposed to corrupt your wish so I say NOT!!

I wish this guy didn't cry.

omg what im suposed to say to this... it won't happen because ur wish is gay

i wish altf4 would do good wish

Won't happen because you like men.

I wish killer didn't hate me

Wont happen cause ur a girl.


i wish i could ruin a wish properly