Urban Dictionary

Type in your first name and post the first result you get. Also post the example in italics. These are obviously not true...

Josh-He is a fun loving guy really funny and can make anyone laugh.He is very quiet at first and seems shy but when you get to know him you will fall in love.He has very good style and always looks handsome.He also always smells really good

Whos your good looking boyfriend? Oh,that stud muffin? That would be Josh



...oh wait, yea they are

Raped.

1. Jared

1.someone who has achieved the mastery of greatness
2.someone you would stride to be like
3.a manifestation of excellence
4.basically the raw-est nigga God could create
Jared is the best

I lost my girlfriend to Jared... oh well

My wife is screwing Jared

Jeff


a fabulous name, anyone who has it should be proud, spontaneous (good in bed) usually very sexy tall & thin (except for the few UNLUCKY Jeff's out there)


DAMN BITCH! Jeff is so fine


Wow... mine went to total shit :/

3. Jared

A man with a legendary sized penis who dresses extremely fly. Usually of Brazilian decent.
1. Damn he must be a Jared!!
2. If only I could be a Jared. Then i could one day be king

15. Jared

The definition of true racism.
Jared: "I hate those damn sand ni**ers."

lol "my wife is screwing Jared". As if someone wouldn't do anything about it? XD

and yours is ok Tad Wifey should be proud you're not an UNLUCKY Jeff

Jeff

A Jeff is a really cool kid who everyone loves.
Someone with a fantastic everything.
Everyone's best friend.
A Jeff will most likely often be cheerful and can always put their friends in the best of moods.
This person can make British Guard People giggle in about 3.7 milli seconds.
Jeff's have awesome dance skills and great hair.
Although Jeff's are magically perfect, they will make you feel super about your fat ugly self. And you will never feel ewwy.

"Wow you're pretty much being a Jeff right now, and I'm liking it."

And to get to the complete truth....

Jeff

someone who is skilled. He just has it.

dude, it's Jeff
...whoa nice

Lmfao.

A man who you think highly of, even when you know all his faults. He is charming, and seductive, and handsome in his own way. He can make you smile, cry, laugh, and want to punch the wall all with a txt.
Very strong, very masculine, tall, and he has the cutest smile. He smells wonderful. Though his hands look rough, they are smooth and can be gentle when he wants them to be. He can sing, rope, weld, and fight. He can calm a person down, as well as wind a person up. He tends to have a brick wall around him, but he knows there are holes in it. A few missing bricks. He loves his family and they come first. A lot of the time he puts himself last, too.
He's always there for his friends, so he says. Really he's always there for the friends he chooses, not all of them.
"You know you love me."

You typed in "Pedro" didn't you?

A boy who has a great personality, is sweet, nice, charming and can be quite naughty. He loves his family, his girlfriend and his friends. He treats them with a lot respect. He loves video games especially games with a lot of action. Is generally tall thin and loves to rock and roll.
Frankblowme is so cute!
Why is a Frankinmyass so nice?

Damn, fartsintomymouthyeaahhh, was close...



Editing is for fags! -Porn

I'm glad you people are discovering your place in the urban world. Although, I doubt it really applies to men over 30...

Imgay?


And to add. I think you exceeded your daily post count fishy.



Editing is for fags! -Porn

Boobs! Hell yeah!

Nice porn... nice.

Witty, but forgetful

An well done on cogering your tracks.... Imgay.


Editing is for fags! -Porn

Pshh, you don't need to cover your tracks in the mean streets of Minnesotta.

We live in the real world here in Mexico... where people get kidnapped before you can say ransom.

Also, you know too much, and now I must kill you.

It's Minnesota, and the east side of Minneapolis... Heh...

Gl on killing me btw.

Lazarus McDeathsinger wrote:A boy who has a great personality, is sweet, nice, charming and can be quite naughty. He loves his family, his girlfriend and his friends. He treats them with a lot respect. He loves video games especially games with a lot of action. Is generally tall thin and loves to rock and roll.
Frankblowme is so cute!
Why is a Frankinmyass so nice?

Quoted for your pleasure.

I'll take Frank, because that's a badass name.

Did I say kill? Oh... er... I meant giving free candy and hot sex. What's your adress so you can get some?

Frankly, I dont like your tone.

Lazarus McDeathsinger wrote:Did I say kill? Oh... er... I meant giving free candy and hot sex. What's your adress so you can get some?

55056 Everg....

Wait a second!

Hey tad! It looks like you have so many franks stuck in your mouth.

Wait a minute! Those aren't franks!

Then I need a refund.

I know your town...I can google that address and send you a bomb! Muahahahaha!

I'll ship it through UPS so I can track it to your house and then call you up and be like "Dude, there's a package for you!" and you'll be like "No way!" and then I'll go "Yes way!" and then you blow up and I laugh through the phone.