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tool · 1 Urban Dictionary Fri Oct 30, 2009 2:14 am

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First topic message reminder :

Type in your first name and post the first result you get. Also post the example in italics. These are obviously not true...

Josh-He is a fun loving guy really funny and can make anyone laugh.He is very quiet at first and seems shy but when you get to know him you will fall in love.He has very good style and always looks handsome.He also always smells really good Smile

Whos your good looking boyfriend? Oh,that stud muffin? That would be Josh

...oh wait, yea they are Wink

tool · 26 Re: Urban Dictionary Fri Oct 30, 2009 2:36 am

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I know your town...I can google that address and send you a bomb! Muahahahaha!

I'll ship it through UPS so I can track it to your house and then call you up and be like "Dude, there's a package for you!" and you'll be like "No way!" and then I'll go "Yes way!" and then you blow up and I laugh through the phone.

Shadow · 27 Re: Urban Dictionary Fri Oct 30, 2009 2:37 am

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55056 Everg? That's less than 1/4 of my address.

Fuck for all you know I have a P.O. Box and you'd blow up the town.

Fucking sand n*ggers. (Page 1 for those that took offense.)

T@D · 28 Re: Urban Dictionary Fri Oct 30, 2009 2:38 am

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Theres no UPS in Mexico.

UPS doesn't have donkeys.

Pornfish · 29 Re: Urban Dictionary Fri Oct 30, 2009 2:38 am

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There's no refunds in this store... only refunks!

Wait... what?

Shadow · 30 Re: Urban Dictionary Fri Oct 30, 2009 2:41 am

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Lmao

T@D · 31 Re: Urban Dictionary Fri Oct 30, 2009 2:57 am

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Lazarus McDeathsinger wrote:Boobs! Hell yeah!

Pornfish · 32 Re: Urban Dictionary Fri Oct 30, 2009 2:58 am

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*SPLOOOOOOORT*

tool · 33 Re: Urban Dictionary Fri Oct 30, 2009 2:59 am

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OMFG XD that was epic

T@D · 34 Re: Urban Dictionary Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:03 am

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Lazarus McDeathsinger wrote:*SPLOOOOOOORT*

Had to do that the night Im in charge of forum clean up?

Thanks a bunch.

Urban Dictionary - Page 2 Smiley_mopping

tool · 35 Re: Urban Dictionary Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:05 am

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your site has everything..

T@D · 36 Re: Urban Dictionary Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:07 am

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tool wrote:your site has everything..

Yes. Everything...

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T@D · 37 Re: Urban Dictionary Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:08 am

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And for pornfish...

Urban Dictionary - Page 2 Weenerkleener

'Cause God doesn't even know where its been.

Tool, dont even ask where to get it...

It would be like throwing a hula-hoop in a toothpick.

Pornfish · 38 Re: Urban Dictionary Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:18 am

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T@D wrote:

Lazarus McDeathsinger wrote:*SPLOOOOOOORT*

Had to do that the night Im in charge of forum clean up?

Thanks a bunch.

Man, you had it cumming to you... posting those pics and whatnot.

T@D · 39 Re: Urban Dictionary Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:27 am

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Better too, then on.

I appreciate your horrid aim.

b|K · 40 Re: Urban Dictionary Fri Oct 30, 2009 6:46 am

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i win

Garrett

1. One who exhibits etreme model like hottness and who drives the ladies crazy in bed
2. A generally uncommon name given to Males. This name is found to be most popular with births taking place between 1985 - 1990.
3. An extremely hot guy who looks like an Abercrombie Model!!! He is very athletic and all the girls like him.

Pornfish · 41 Re: Urban Dictionary Fri Oct 30, 2009 9:20 am

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It is a known fact that Abercrombie models are fags. Just because the girls like you, don't mean you like 'em back.

**big*buck** · 42 Re: Urban Dictionary Fri Oct 30, 2009 12:30 pm

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Chase-

The coolest fucker ever. Often seen with bitches and a cane.
Everyone including you wishes they were Chase

**big*buck** · 43 Re: Urban Dictionary Fri Oct 30, 2009 12:35 pm

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I saw this one and it made me giggle, so i had to post it.

The act of destroying a bathroom in a particularly vicious manner, by clogging the toilet and leaving it that way for others to see, in a attempt to prove status of Alpha Male.

"Dude, this guy came over to my house last night, and he totally Chased the toilet! There was water everywhere, towels thrown about, broken glass..it looked like a bathroom battlefield! The plumber said there was no hope. Man, that's the last time I let him use MY toilet!"

Shadow · 44 Re: Urban Dictionary Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:52 pm

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*b|K* wrote:i win

YOU win? Moron.

Shadow wrote:Raped.

1. Jared

1.someone who has achieved the mastery of greatness
2.someone you would stride to be like
3.a manifestation of excellence
4.basically the raw-est nigga God could create
Jared is the best

I lost my girlfriend to Jared... oh well

My wife is screwing Jared

Next plz

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tool

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tool

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Shadow

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T@D

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Pornfish

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Shadow

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T@D

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Pornfish

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tool

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T@D

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tool

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T@D

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*b|K*

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Pornfish

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