Magical Soda Machine

You're standing infront of a soda machine and it turns out you can put ANYTHING in and get ANYTHING back....

EXAMPLE-
Person 1:
Inserts- A chicken

Person 2:
Gets- A pie
Inserts- a CD

then the next person to post would say what the person above them gets, and then you insert something and so one and so forth...

i'll start

Inserts- vitamin water

Gets-Hot Workout Chick
Inserts-Penis

i sound like killah

i dont get it...

tool wrote:Gets-Hot Workout Chick
Inserts-Penis

Gets- a baby

inserts- a mermaid

i dont get it

gets laid

inserts 1 penny

gets tool


inserts an earring

gets: herpies

inserts: cereal

Gets a puppy


Inserts a piercing

gets an infection

inserts a hoe

Gets a pile of dirt xD


Inserts a dollar

gets Hillary Clinton

Inserts Guinness

Gets a GOOD FUCKING TIME

Inserts SPAM

Gets a whore



Inserts a railgun

Gets: A war wound

Inserts: A cold.

Gets yet another Cold War.

Inserts Darth Vader in a clown costume.

gets a pedophile

inserts the best band ever, tool!

gets the BETTER band (my opinion!) a perfect circle

inserts spiked fruit punch bowl o_o

gets: britney spears

inserts: a vampire

gets a twilight book to BURN INTO A THOUSAND ASHES

inserts a turtle

gets: peanut butter

inserts: guitar hero

Gets: An Ibanez RG350EX Electric Guitar

Inserts: An empty cereal bowl

*sniiffle* my Ibanez RG350EX really? this is the happiest day of my life! YAAAAAY IBANEZ!!!!!

Gets: a brand new fucking amazing computer, specially made just for you (so you know its awesome) & it glows in the dark. (glow in the dark is awesome! STOP THINKING PERVERTEDLY!!

inserts: Obama

gets: millions of stupid people who voted solely on race

inserts: Paris Hilton

Gets: A Boner and an eating disorder

Inserts: The Sexiest Drummer on the Planet