Magical Soda Machine

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You're standing infront of a soda machine and it turns out you can put ANYTHING in and get ANYTHING back....

EXAMPLE-
Person 1:
Inserts- A chicken

Person 2:
Gets- A pie
Inserts- a CD

then the next person to post would say what the person above them gets, and then you insert something and so one and so forth...

i'll start

Inserts- vitamin water

Gets Stillborn promoted to General.

Inserts a booger.

Gets Candy(our former app)

Inserts over sized chocolate bar

Gets Everlasting Gobstopper

Inserts jaw ache for that guy --^

gets Angry Black Man

inserts KFC

Gets Happy Black Guy

Inserts fried rice

gets squinted eyes

inserts bottle-nosed dolphin

Gets a PETA freak

Inserts PETA freak's corpse

gets necrophilia

inserts straight jacket

Gets a free trip to the nearest asylum and has to listen to Asylum by Disturbed

Inserts ticket to see Disturbed

gets destroyed eardrums

inserts trip to the doctor

gets info that I might die

inserts last will

gets all your stuff...because you love me

inserts all zolid's stuff

gets all of it back

inserts the paper that states im not going to die

gets a sad face

inserts plot to kill zolid

Gets a failed attempt

Inserts me laughing at you

Gets another sad face

Inserts trip to prison

gets the laughs

inserts pain medication for your raped butt

Gets Dead Men Walking(zombie movie in a prison)

Inserts zombies everywhere

Gets L4D

Inserts my corpse cuz I fail at that game :/

Gets the giggles because I WIN at that game

Inserts mad shootin skillz

gets - pussy

inserts - black dildo

Gets a 22-inch black one

Inserts whoever the hell that was on xfire who always talked about his/her 22-inch black dildo

Gets Kumbi...I hated that black bastardo

Inserts hate for the negro kind

Gets my hatred for mankind

Inserts anti-socialness