Magical Soda Machine

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You're standing infront of a soda machine and it turns out you can put ANYTHING in and get ANYTHING back....

EXAMPLE-
Person 1:
Inserts- A chicken

Person 2:
Gets- A pie
Inserts- a CD

then the next person to post would say what the person above them gets, and then you insert something and so one and so forth...

i'll start

Inserts- vitamin water

Gets: a pool table

Inserts: a giant gummy bear

Gets: a bench

Inserts: tired

gets sleep deprivation

inserts bacon cheese chibata burger

Gets heart burn

Inserts windex

gets a shiny new plate of glass

inserts tv remote

Gets a flat screen

Inserts my composition essay

Gets an F

Inserts a Guinness

Gets a Cranberry and Vodka

Inserts slow internet.

Gets Smokey

Inserts a Tattoo

Gets nose piercing

Inserts external HD

Define "HD"...

T@D wrote:Define "HD"...

External Hard Dick.. what else, duh!

A nasty RAM

Inserts Virt


















(Often)

gets aids

inserts a rice krispies treat

gets popped in the head

inserts a hockey stick....

(im afraid to see the answer to this one...) haha

gets it up the ass

inserts "The Book of Eli"

gets a 4 eyed creeper


inserts nodata

gets a 4 eyed creeper

inserts half life 2 disc

Gets owned by 4 eyed creeper.

Inserts a cell phone.

get's telemarketers spamming your phone

inserts a stick of dynamite

Gets blown.

Inserts a remote control.

gets information that his tv has been stolen

inserts a corpse

Get a pocket full of sunshine

inserts psychedelic soul

gets a unicorn

inserts perfection

Gets pummeled

Inserts germ-x

Gets the urge to tell everyone how absolutely stupid this game is.

Inserts smart-ass comment about how absolutely stupid this game is.