Magical Soda Machine

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You're standing infront of a soda machine and it turns out you can put ANYTHING in and get ANYTHING back....

EXAMPLE-
Person 1:
Inserts- A chicken

Person 2:
Gets- A pie
Inserts- a CD

then the next person to post would say what the person above them gets, and then you insert something and so one and so forth...

i'll start

Inserts- vitamin water

Gets the urge to tell everyone how absolutely stupid this game is.

Inserts smart-ass comment about how absolutely stupid this game is.

Gets Clip to post and play anyway.

Inserts an iPod.

Gets an apple

Inserts egd

Gets Esophagogastroduodenoscopy.

Inserts Tampon.

gets a white piece of string

Inserts tad

gets a dictionary


inserts video of max!ma caught on tape masterbating to mens wrestling

Gets less iq points because that was gay unity.

Inserts a help book for unity

Gets a video of max!ma caught on tape masturbating to mens wrestling

Inserts Shadows ego.

lol anyone else u woulda laughed.

gets a crumpled document

inserts a hooker

gets hepatitis A-Z

inserts a bottle of Jack Daniels

gets me wasted

inserts empty bottle of jack

Gets kesha

Inserts empty subway wrapper

gets quiznos

inserts gov't agent

Gets James Bond

Inserts a ak-47

gets the columbine school shooting

inserts a .308 sniper rifle

Gets CoD

Inserts Max's future

Gets a big fat shit.

Inserts a unicorn.

gets a picture of clip masturbating to furry porn (wat)


inserts kit kat bar

gets a klondike bar

inserts a ss with frog in it

Gets a hug from froggy!!!!!! (i'm so happy frog is back :>__i missed his bind...ribbit )

Inserts duck tape

gets a redneck first aid kit

inserts phone records telling us about frog and squirrel's phone sex xD

Gets sick because I heard it through the wall.

Inserts a towel.

(sorry max )

Gets a cum all over it

Inserts the cummy towel to tad

(haha don't be mad me and frog have hot phone sex tad )

Get's shot in the left testicle.


Inserts a router.

Gets porn on my computer of tad


Inserts a mexican hooker

Gets Max's mom.

Inserts a lighter.