Magical Soda Machine

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You're standing infront of a soda machine and it turns out you can put ANYTHING in and get ANYTHING back....

EXAMPLE-
Person 1:
Inserts- A chicken

Person 2:
Gets- A pie
Inserts- a CD

then the next person to post would say what the person above them gets, and then you insert something and so one and so forth...

i'll start

Inserts- vitamin water

gets csi new york

inserts a teddy bear

gets arrested for smuggling drugs

inserts pic of me on the ground laughing at max

gets a pic of nodata in ground next to roach

inserts a get well card

gets yelled at by roach......again.....

inserts a bar of soap

gets shampoo

inserts a another ak47

gets arrested again for aiding terrorists

inserts a fluffy bunny

gets a blown up

inserts my heart

gets information that noone accepted it

inserts book on how to reattach hearts

gets the warranty documents to a dishwasher

inserts glass of water (is it half full or half empty? this is the question)

Gets an empty glass.

Inserts a tool.

gets a worthless wrench

inserts tads fun

gets a youtube video


inserts a picture of hitler

Gets 1 testicle.

inserts the other testicle.

gets a dick

inserts a porn magazine

Gets excited.

Inserts a speaker.

gets a full system

inserts a stereotypical japanese 4-cylinder "pimp-out" car

gets a ticket


inserts a pregnant hermaphrodite

gets an aids baby

inserts a chicken pot pie

gets a sign saying fuck this game!

inserts a bomb to blow up this game!

gets a terrorist fail

inserts random crowd laughing at maxeh's failure

gets nothing funny :l

inserts a cup of stfu

get's a glass of gtfo

inserts my foot up your ass

Recives pokeball,


places poleball back in.

Gets a puzzled look.

Inserts pie.

gets Kin jong il



inserts 'don't ask don't tell' policy

Gets Stillborn promoted to General.

Inserts a booger.