Magical Soda Machine

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You're standing infront of a soda machine and it turns out you can put ANYTHING in and get ANYTHING back....

EXAMPLE-
Person 1:
Inserts- A chicken

Person 2:
Gets- A pie
Inserts- a CD

then the next person to post would say what the person above them gets, and then you insert something and so one and so forth...

i'll start

Inserts- vitamin water

Gets Max's mom.

Inserts a lighter.

Gets a lighter to light fireworks

Inserts fireworks

gets a medical bill for a firework going up your ass

inserts gasoline

gets gasoline to light you on fire

inserts the medical bill

(i love you data boy)

Gets denied by Obama's new medical reform plan.

Inserts piss.

gets a lawsuit for you to pay my medical bill and court fees

inserts court fees

I fixed it...

yeah, i changed mine after i saw that

Gets nothing

inserts nothing

gets the empty space within your head

inserts some data

Gets an error 404

Inserts better data

gets the anti-me

inserts a camry

gets karma

inserts a house

gets robbed

inserts a trailer

gets ghost

inserts life

gets a shitty board game

inserts atari

gets epic games

inserts halo reach

gets beautiful graphics

inserts starcraft 2

gets bullshit blizzard updates

inserts World of Warcraft

gets the equivalent of paying for someone for the privilege of getting kicked in the balls

inserts iron maiden: a matter of life and death

gets metallica cd

inserts budlight beer

gets coors light

inserts shattered metallica cd

gets a new one and keeps it from nodata

inserts a bag of gummy bears

gets sour gummy worms

inserts a picture of metallica dead

Gets to legally download music.

Inserts bones

gets csi new york

inserts a teddy bear